diff --git a/static/releases.html b/static/releases.html
index b0ac04f4..e8a4a250 100644
--- a/static/releases.html
+++ b/static/releases.html
@@ -60,7 +60,8 @@
             release for the Beta channel is being created.</p>
 
             <noscript><strong>JavaScript is required to fetch the current list of releases from
-            the update server.</strong></noscript>
+            the update server. The list you're seeing below is a pre-generated template that may
+            be out-of-date.</strong></noscript>
 
             <section id="stable-channel">
                 <h2>
@@ -73,11 +74,11 @@
                         Pixel 3 XL
                         <a href="#crosshatch-stable">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.002.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.002.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/crosshatch-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">crosshatch-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/crosshatch-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">crosshatch-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/crosshatch-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">crosshatch-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
                 <div id="blueline-stable">
@@ -85,11 +86,11 @@
                         Pixel 3
                         <a href="#blueline-stable">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.002.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.002.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/blueline-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">blueline-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/blueline-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">blueline-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/blueline-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">blueline-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
                 <div id="taimen-stable">
@@ -97,11 +98,11 @@
                         Pixel 2 XL
                         <a href="#taimen-stable">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/taimen-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">taimen-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/taimen-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">taimen-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/taimen-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">taimen-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
                 <div id="walleye-stable">
@@ -109,11 +110,11 @@
                         Pixel 2
                         <a href="#walleye-stable">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/walleye-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">walleye-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/walleye-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">walleye-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/walleye-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">walleye-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
                 <div id="marlin-stable">
@@ -121,11 +122,11 @@
                         Pixel XL (legacy)
                         <a href="#marlin-stable">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/marlin-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">marlin-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/marlin-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">marlin-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/marlin-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">marlin-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
                 <div id="sailfish-stable">
@@ -133,11 +134,11 @@
                         Pixel (legacy)
                         <a href="#sailfish-stable">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/sailfish-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">sailfish-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/sailfish-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">sailfish-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/sailfish-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">sailfish-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
             </section>
@@ -153,11 +154,11 @@
                         Pixel 3 XL
                         <a href="#crosshatch-beta">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.002.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.002.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/crosshatch-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">crosshatch-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/crosshatch-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">crosshatch-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/crosshatch-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">crosshatch-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
                 <div id="blueline-beta">
@@ -165,11 +166,11 @@
                         Pixel 3
                         <a href="#blueline-beta">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.002.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.002.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/blueline-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">blueline-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/blueline-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">blueline-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/blueline-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">blueline-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
                 <div id="taimen-beta">
@@ -177,11 +178,11 @@
                         Pixel 2 XL
                         <a href="#taimen-beta">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/taimen-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">taimen-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/taimen-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">taimen-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/taimen-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">taimen-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
                 <div id="walleye-beta">
@@ -189,11 +190,11 @@
                         Pixel 2
                         <a href="#walleye-beta">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/walleye-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">walleye-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/walleye-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">walleye-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/walleye-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">walleye-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
                 <div id="marlin-beta">
@@ -201,11 +202,11 @@
                         Pixel XL (legacy)
                         <a href="#marlin-beta">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/marlin-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">marlin-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/marlin-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">marlin-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/marlin-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">marlin-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
                 <div id="sailfish-beta">
@@ -213,11 +214,11 @@
                         Pixel (legacy)
                         <a href="#sailfish-beta">¶</a>
                     </h3>
-                    <p>Version: <a>loading...</a></p>
+                    <p>Version: <a href="https://github.com/GrapheneOS/platform_manifest/releases/tag/PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15">PQ3A.190505.001.2019.05.08.15</a></p>
                     <ul>
-                        <li><a>Factory image url loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>Factory image signature loading...</a></li>
-                        <li><a>OTA update url loading...</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/sailfish-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip">sailfish-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/sailfish-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig">sailfish-factory-2019.05.08.15.zip.sig</a></li>
+                        <li><a href="https://seamlessupdate.app/sailfish-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip">sailfish-ota_update-2019.05.08.15.zip</a></li>
                     </ul>
                 </div>
             </section>